Dear Concerned Population,
I’ve notice a recent trend in your members. It seems you all have a recent need to assure yourselves of my OK-ness. I am here to assure you all that yes, I am OK. I understand you are equipped with a special OK sensing radar. I also understand that my face is setting off said radar. However, I assure you it is just a collective defect. You may want to suggest a product recall.
In the meantime, if you could please cease asking it would be much appreciated.