Grant: I da daddy, Jena da mommy.

Me: Oh yeah, where are your kids?

Grant: At the store, we got ’em where the sign says.

Me: you got your kids from the store?

Grant: Yeah, ’cause I da daddy. Jena da mommy and we all sisters an bruders together.

For the record, I never told him the baby was coming from the store. I don’t know where he got that part, I don’t know where he got any of  it actually.

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