Neil: Grant you need to listen to mommy. She’s the mommy and you’re the child.

Grant: I not da child, I da BAD GUY! (proceeds to ‘dash’ the air)

I probably shouldn’t have laughed, but we both needed to. If you could have seen the ‘bad guy’ look he pulled when he said it (brows knitted, lips pursed out, and finger pointed ready to ‘dash’ us), you wouldn’t have been able to help yourself either.