So I’m reading to Grant before bed last night and as my stomach takes up most of my lap these days, half his body is virtually on top of it. In the middle of one of the stories the baby starts kicking and one of the kicks moves Grant’s arm. Here’s what happened then.

Me: Did you feel that Grant?

Grant: I feel nothins

Me: Your brother, in mommy’s tummy, he just kicked your arm. 

Grant: *looks at me puzzled*

Me: There he is again, he just kicked you.

Grant: *getting slightly disgruntled* He not kick me! I PUNCH HIM!