Grant: I need a sword mommy

Me: why don’t you use that stick

Grant: that’s not a sword it’s a gun

Me: well that stick looks like a nice sword

Grant: hmmm…yes, I think you are right mommy. This is a great sword.

*proceeds to march around the yard with his sword*

Grant: mommy what should I do? pay da man da money for his house or fight him? (I’m fairly certain this question is from a video game)

Me: I would definitely pay him the money

Grant: *marches away and then comes back* Mommy should I pay da man da money or fight?

Me: pay him the money

Grant: *marches away and then comes back* Mommy should I pay da money or fight?

Me: why don’t you fight

Grant: YES! FIGHT! *proceeds to run around the yard making ‘fighting’ sounds*

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