Grant: I need a sword mommy
Me: why don’t you use that stick
Grant: that’s not a sword it’s a gun
Me: well that stick looks like a nice sword
Grant: hmmm…yes, I think you are right mommy. This is a great sword.
*proceeds to march around the yard with his sword*
Grant: mommy what should I do? pay da man da money for his house or fight him? (I’m fairly certain this question is from a video game)
Me: I would definitely pay him the money
Grant: *marches away and then comes back* Mommy should I pay da man da money or fight?
Me: pay him the money
Grant: *marches away and then comes back* Mommy should I pay da money or fight?
Me: why don’t you fight
Grant: YES! FIGHT! *proceeds to run around the yard making ‘fighting’ sounds*