Scene: cuddling in bed first thing in the morning.

Me: there’s my boy boy
Jacob: baby
Me: aren’t you my boy boy?
Jacob: no! Baby
Me: are u my big boy?
Jacob: baby! baby!
Me: so you’re my baby?
Jacob: uh huh
Me: and you’re my big boy?
Jacob: NO! BABY!
Me: ok, got it, baby
Jacob: uh huh